I did it all for the nookie

This is on the boss's calendar for tomorrow:

"stop by at Embassy suites to meet person from [city that's about an hour away] area"

Maybe he meant tangerine

For those that don't know, the boss works in the financial industry. He also does estate planning. He just told some clients that common stock in a company is tangible property. No, he wasn't talking about a stock certificate, but actually owning stock in a corporation. I can only imagine what the clients were thinking...

"I don't know what I did to deserve such a self centered kid."

-Boss, who claims to be able to read faster and comprehend more than anyone he knows, referring to his daughter that lives on the opposite side of the globe on not communicating often enough with him. 

Boss to mother: "You gave yourself cancer."

Wholesaler Guy: Good is good enough.
The Boss (in agreement): Yeah, good is the enemy of great.

"My brother's next door neighbor that lives across the street..." -The Boss