But It's For The Kids!

"Everyone should be married and divorced at least once." -The Boss

"What an ass." -The Employee

Sporadic Table of Elements

"I find it hard to believe that hydrogen is lighter than helium." -The Boss

According to my pocket periodic table of elements, the boss's head is lighter than both helium and hydrogen.

Land of Lincoln

So, according to the boss, Chicago is in the great state of Ellanoise. I'm having the hardest time trying to find this state on my shower curtain atlas. Can anyone help me?

You Know You Want 'Em

"Then I throw in my nuts." -The Boss

I didn't catch the first part of this thought and I like it better that way.

It's So Frustating!

You know what is really frustrating? When someone, such as your boss, pronounces frustrating as fustrating. He sounds like a kid!

This is the first of hopefully many posts about my seemingly retarded boss. There will be a lot of posts about mispronunciation and comments on society that spew from his mouth. If you have any stories that you would like to share about your boss, please drop me a line and I will post it up here. I urge you to use false names in your stories to guarantee anonymity.