Pneumonia Update

According to the Boss, his mum has fully recovered from her youmoanya. Yep, that's actually what he said, youmoanya. No question, he's retarded.

That's What Too Much Cleaning Will Do

So the Boss's mum is in the hospital. He thinks she has ammonia. I'm not sure if it's just a mispronunciation or he's retarded. Probably both.

Land of Lincoln

So, according to the boss, Chicago is in the great state of Ellanoise. I'm having the hardest time trying to find this state on my shower curtain atlas. Can anyone help me?

It's So Frustating!

You know what is really frustrating? When someone, such as your boss, pronounces frustrating as fustrating. He sounds like a kid!

This is the first of hopefully many posts about my seemingly retarded boss. There will be a lot of posts about mispronunciation and comments on society that spew from his mouth. If you have any stories that you would like to share about your boss, please drop me a line and I will post it up here. I urge you to use false names in your stories to guarantee anonymity.